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Ayyy shawty, God bless you gurl!

Alrriiiiiight! *linda belcher voice*


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plantbaby420:

*mic drop*



neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested






Anonymous Asked:
Why do you want to be a comedian?

My answer:

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 






yoncevevo:

yoncevevo:

"i’m a math major in college"

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"wanna try out a problem from my textbook?"

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etherealpussy:

jackanthonyfernandez:

omg this is messy as fuck

they came with receipts too
she better pray this doesn’t reach any gossip sites


skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)




ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical






  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nayx:

i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post




youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation







enemaroberts:

when you get a dick pic and they hung af

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Anonymous Asked:
Are you actually going to release your nudes?

My answer:

cyberho:

I’ve never been nude in my entire life when I was born I came out wearing an overall and a cute lil hat



koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif